Got a greasy pan, clogged drain, messy toilet and a bee just stung you? Try grabbing an Alka-Seltzer! In fact, grab a fistful of them! What's going on here, you say? Help is close at hand. From deep within the Carey Brothers' vault of calamities and remedies, the answer bubbles to the surface. Says here, one product solves it all. Indeed. And that product is Alka-Seltzer. To clean a toilet, drop in two, wait 20 minutes, brush and flush. The citric acid and effervescent action cleans vitreous china sparkling clean. In water, it cleans jewelry and unclogs drains, when three tablets are followed by white vinegar. Two tablets clean gooey flower vases and a tablet wrapped in a moist cloth soothes insect bites. For more tips, visit our Web site at onthehouse.com. And that's the On The House tip for today.